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The Thief's Love Affair
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Categories: words and feelings
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While stealing, he was at someone's house eating lobster and drinking beer. It just so happened that he ran into the homeowner who had been sent back by his boyfriend. But having bumped into the thief, her boyfriend mistook him for her other boyfriend, and the two broke up as a result. And the first thing he, being the thief, asks her is, "Are you a virgin?" Thus the curtain is drawn.